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I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 創other me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I知 so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I致e ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance
with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that
would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I知 so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It痴 hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose
a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Online....
I知 out in Hollywood
I知 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I知 so much cooler online
Yeah, I知 cooler online
I知 so much cooler online
Yeah, I知 cooler online
Yeah, I知 cooler online
Yeah, I値l see ya online
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